Town size: Small
This village has less than 100 residents and only a few hundred more live in the area. Adventurers may not find all the shops listed below or they may not be open during their stay.
Lifestyle: Modest
This town is roughly evenly divided between farming and cosmopolitan occupations. They have enough trade traffic that many shops exist to serve the townsfolk and visitors. Goods range in cost from the average prices to +10%.
Town Character
SecretiveGovernment
Town master/mistress
Landreth Maldovan
Sociable, Chaotic neutral, HalflingA Veteran, Noble, or Bandit Captain.
Type of Government
Gerontocracy
A form of oligarchical rule in which an entity is ruled by leaders who are significantly older than most of the adult population.
Sheriff / Law Enforcement
Otis Harthaway
Quarrelsome, True neutral, TieflingA Veteran or Knight.
Religion
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Religious leader
Cassius Flammerberg
Gregarious, Neutral evil, Tiefling
A Priest. -
Faith
Diancecht, god of medicine and healing
Alignment Suggested Domains Symbol Lawful Good Life Crossed oak and mistletoe branches -
Adventurers can acquire an amulet, emblem, or reliquary for this faith with a 3-5 gp donation.
Adventurers can acquire a flask of holy water for a 25 gp donation to the church, temple, or faith.
Quest Board
- The local dinosaur park needs a crew to inspect security
- Goblins are robbing travelers on the road outside town
- A group of ghosts is haunting the church
- A witch outside of town is stealing children by luring them with candy
- Orcs are raiding the nearby farms
- Help stop the river of slime!
- A personal enemy plans to assassinate the town leader
- Guard a large shipment of ingredients heading to the apothecary
- The sheriff needs recruits for a security detail
- Something has awakened in the forest
Accommodations
Inn
The Cloven Hoof
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Innkeeper
Smithus Wallaby
Melancholic, Neutral evil, Dwarf -
Costs (Consult the town lifestyle)
Item Meals Cost Lodging Cost Squalid 3 cp 7 cp Poor 6 cp 1 sp Modest 3 sp 5 sp Comfortable 5 sp 8 sp Wealthy 8 sp 2 gp Aristocratic 2 gp 4 gp
Tavern
The Stout Halfling
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Proprietor
Noach Palatnik
Pious, Neutral evil, Half-Elf -
Costs (Consult the town lifestyle)
Item Cost Ale (gallon) 2 sp Ale (mug) 4 cp Banquet (per person) 10 gp Bread, loaf 2 cp Cheese, hunk 1 sp Meat, chunk 3 sp Wine, common (pitcher) 2 sp Wine, fine (bottle) 10 gp
Rumors
- The innkeeper is a reanimated corpse
- We’re not here to tell you what to do with your rats. We’re here to get you rats stat.
- The young mayor was once impeached for trying to build a winter sports complex
- A coven of witches transforms into snakes to spy on the townspeople
- The treants are restless
- A prominent individual is known to carry rodents in their pocket
- Genichi was the first person ever to earn a master’s degree in ninja
- More and more womenfolk are barren…because of the witches
- The local priest made a deal with the devil
- The town master/mistress is undoubtedly lying
Commerce
General Store
The Cloven Hoof
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Proprietor
Ternip Honeydripp
Troubled, Neutral good, Halfling -
Items for sale
Traveler’s clothes 2 gp
Book 25gp
Brewer’s supplies 20 gp
Calligrapher’s supplies 8 gp
Bell 1gp
Paper (one sheet) 2 sp
Chest 5 gp
Crossbow bolt case 1 gp
Caltrops (bag of 20) 1 gp
Woodcarver’s tools 1 gp
Bedroll 1gp
Block and tackle 1gp
Soap 2 cp
Disguise kit 25 gp
Chalk (1 piece) 1 cp
Signal whistle 5 cp
Potion of healing 50 gp
Fine clothes 15 gp
Glassblower’s tools 25 gp
Hammer 1 gp
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Equipment Packs
Burglar’s Pack 16 gp
Diplomat’s Pack 39 gp
Dungeoneer’s Pack 12 gp
Apothecary
Potent Potables
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Proprietor
Burlap Haversack
Melancholic, True neutral, Tiefling -
Potables for sale
Philter of Love 90 gp
Heart Scream 25 gp
Oil of taggit 400 gp
Malice 250 gp
Vial of Lava 50 gp
Dram of Hideous Laughter 100 gp
X-24 10 gp
Draggon Noir 10 gp
Bathtub Gin 5 gp
Potion of Heroism 180 gp
- Alchemist's supplies are available here for 50 gp. An herbalism kit can be bought for 5 gp. A poisoner's kit costs 50 gp.
Arcane House
A Feather Without a Wing
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Mage On Duty
Fergus Murgatroid
Manic, True neutral, Halfling
An Archmage. -
Spell scrolls available
At the DM's discretion, copying a spell into a spellbook takes 2 hours and costs 50 gp plus whatever the proprietor would like to add. Consider the house rule of 50 gp per level of the spell.
Armorer
Slayer’s
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Proprietor
Hugo Battlesnax
Vain, Chaotic good, Elf -
Items for sale
War pick 5 gp
Crossbow bolts 1 gp
Maul 10 gp
Trident 5 gp
Greatclub 2 sp
Scale mail 50 gp
Blowgun needles 1 gp
Rapier 25 gp
Ring mail 30 gp
Javelin 5 sp
Dart 5 gp
Greatsword 50 gp
Light hammer 2 gp
Pacifism bomb 10 gp
Crossbow, light 25 gp
Blessed Chain Shirt 3000 gp
Sling 1 sp
Net 1 gp
Breastplate 400 gp
Pike 5 gp
Some townsfolk
All commoners
Belha
Nitpicky, Chaotic neutral, Halfling
Lorch
Cordial, Neutral good, Human
Mellotyn
Pompous, Lawful good, Elf
Ylf
Pushy, Lawful evil, Elf
Zaphod
Competitive, True neutral, Halfling
Metronomes
Unctuous, Lawful good, Half-Orc
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