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Town size: Small

This village has less than 100 residents and only a few hundred more live in the area. Adventurers may not find all the shops listed below or they may not be open during their stay.

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Lifestyle: Humble

The population here work farms and fields and mostly tend to themselves and their families. Most goods will cost 10-20% less than more cosmopolitan areas.

Town Character

Distrustful of strangers

The Community


Town master/mistress

Gertrude Ulogash

Gregarious, Lawful good, Tiefling
A Veteran, Noble, or Bandit Captain.

Type of Government


A dependent territory that has been granted local autonomy and some independence while still recognizing the suzerainty of a greater sovereign state.

Sheriff / Law Enforcement

Parnassis Holzpath

Fussy, Lawful evil, Tiefling
A Veteran or Knight.


  • Religious leader

    Terraby Spaford

    Cold, Chaotic good, Dwarf
    A Priest.
  • Faith

    Forseti, god of justice and law

    NLightHead of a bearded man
  • Adventurers can acquire an amulet, emblem, or reliquary for this faith with a 3-5 gp donation.
    Adventurers can acquire a flask of holy water for a 25 gp donation to the church, temple, or faith.

Some townsfolk

All commoners
  • Megalodon

    Friendly, Chaotic evil, Tiefling

  • Syshe

    Pious, Chaotic good, Tiefling

  • Dojolvi

    Shifty, Chaotic good, Goblin

  • Peralyyn

    Cheerful, Lawful neutral, Dwarf

  • Mej

    Aloof, Chaotic neutral, Half-Orc

  • Iliza

    Maladroit, Chaotic good, Half-Orc

  • Zaccaria

    Friendly, Chaotic evil, Elf



The Turtle Dragon

  • Innkeeper

    Bonharm Ranfal

    Effervescent, Chaotic evil, Goblin
  • Costs (Consult the town lifestyle)
    ItemMeals CostLodging Cost
    Squalid3 cp7 cp
    Poor6 cp1 sp
    Modest3 sp5 sp
    Comfortable5 sp8 sp
    Wealthy8 sp2 gp
    Aristocratic2 gp4 gp

The Cloven Hoof

  • Proprietor

    Danqwa Lambert Watkins

    Aloof, True neutral, Tiefling
  • Costs (Consult the town lifestyle)
    Ale (gallon)2 sp
    Ale (mug)4 cp
    Banquet (per person)10 gp
    Bread, loaf2 cp
    Cheese, hunk1 sp
    Meat, chunk3 sp
    Wine, common (pitcher)2 sp
    Wine, fine (bottle)10 gp


  • A group of ghosts is haunting the church
  • The religious leader and the town master are having an affair
  • An incubus and succubus have been seducing adventurers at the tavern
  • The horses in town keep disappearing.
  • The high priestess steals boys from the town and turns them into panthers
  • The local dinosaur park needs a crew to inspect security
  • Orcs are raiding the nearby farms
  • I hear every shop in town pays a 30% protection fee to a gang of hobgoblins
  • I think the local priest is making the orphans do hard labor
  • More and more womenfolk are barren…because of the witches


General Store

Hammamer Schimmitars

  • Proprietor

    Ebernus Murble

    Pious, Lawful good, Halfling
  • Items for sale
    Merchant’s scale

    5 gp


    5 sp


    4 sp




    1 gp

    Dice set

    1 sp

    Mason’s tools

    10 gp



    Parchment (one sheet)

    1 sp

    Healer’s kit

    5 gp

    Pole (10-foot)

    5 cp

    Antitoxin (vial)

    50 gp


    25 gp

    Ink pen

    2 cp

    Sledge hammer

    2 gp

    Sealing wax

    5 sp

    Perfume (vial)

    5 gp

    Cook’s utensils

    30 gp


    1 cp

    Crossbow bolt case

    1 gp

  • Equipment Packs
    Diplomat’s Pack

    39 gp

    Burglar’s Pack

    16 gp

    Priest’s Pack

    19 gp


The Healing Word

Arcane House

The Cloven Hoof



Fortune Teller

Tomorrow’s News Tonight

  • Proprietor

    Belford Murgatroid

    Vapid, Chaotic good, Dwarf
  • The fortune teller is a cartomancer (use the Cult Fanatic stats) who will tell any character's fortune using a Deck of Fortune. The reading costs 5sp and will grant a boon or bane to the character for the next 24 hours of game time.

    Welcome the party inside and draw a card...

    Deck of Fortune

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