Town size: Large
This city has a few thousand residents and has several competing shops and vendors. Those below are just a selection or maybe just one area of town.
Lifestyle: Modest
This town is roughly evenly divided between farming and cosmopolitan occupations. They have enough trade traffic that many shops exist to serve the townsfolk and visitors. Goods range in cost from the average prices to +10%.
Town Character
Distrustful of strangersGovernment
Town master/mistress
Burlap Haversack
Friendly, Neutral evil, DragonbornA Veteran, Noble, or Bandit Captain.
Type of Government
Anocracy
loosely defined as part democracy and part dictatorship, or as a regime that mixes democratic with autocratic features.
Sheriff / Law Enforcement
Winston LaGrange
Driven, Lawful good, ElfA Veteran or Knight.
Religion
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Religious leader
Fergus Murgatroid
Fastidious, Neutral good, Tiefling
A Priest. -
Faith
Poseidon, god of the sea and earthquakes
Alignment Domain Symbol CN Tempest Trident -
Adventurers can acquire an amulet, emblem, or reliquary for this faith with a 3-5 gp donation.
Adventurers can acquire a flask of holy water for a 25 gp donation to the church, temple, or faith.
Quest Board
- Something has awakened in the forest
- The local dinosaur park needs a crew to inspect security
- Help stop the river of slime!
- The horses in town keep disappearing.
- A group of ghosts is haunting the church
- Retrieve a book for the mage who runs the arcane house
- Orcs are raiding the nearby farms
- A witch outside of town is stealing children by luring them with candy
- The sheriff needs recruits for a security detail
- Goblins are robbing travelers on the road outside town
Accommodations
Inn
The Long Rest
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Innkeeper
Lakeith Snodgrass
Corrupt, Neutral good, Gnome -
Costs (Consult the town lifestyle)
Item Meals Cost Lodging Cost Squalid 3 cp 7 cp Poor 6 cp 1 sp Modest 3 sp 5 sp Comfortable 5 sp 8 sp Wealthy 8 sp 2 gp Aristocratic 2 gp 4 gp
Tavern
Jan Marini’s
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Proprietor
Waldorf Gogolmann
Cheerful, Neutral evil, Half-Orc -
Costs (Consult the town lifestyle)
Item Cost Ale (gallon) 2 sp Ale (mug) 4 cp Banquet (per person) 10 gp Bread, loaf 2 cp Cheese, hunk 1 sp Meat, chunk 3 sp Wine, common (pitcher) 2 sp Wine, fine (bottle) 10 gp
Rumors
- The tavern owner has a secret family in a village just down the road
- An incubus and succubus have been seducing adventurers at the tavern
- I hear every shop in town pays a 30% protection fee to a gang of hobgoblins
- The young mayor was once impeached for trying to build a winter sports complex
- Genichi was the first person ever to earn a master’s degree in ninja
- I hear every shop in town pays a 20% protection fee to the town master/mistress
- That’s the third farm this week to be overrun by dinosaurs
- We’re not here to tell you what to do with your rats. We’re here to get you rats stat.
- A prominent individual is known to carry rodents in their pocket
- The local priest made a deal with the devil
Commerce
General Store
The Wilma Galaxy Academy of Beauty
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Proprietor
Igor Nebraska
Pompous, Lawful good, Tiefling -
Items for sale
Jeweler’s tools 6 gp
Grappling hook 2 gp
Soap 2 cp
Bedroll 1gp
Rope, hempen (50 feet) 1 gp
Poison, basic (vial) 100 gp
Miner’s pick 2 gp
Vial 1 gp
Traveler’s clothes 2 gp
Glassblower’s tools 25 gp
Rations (1 day) 5 sp
Carpenter’s tools 15 gp
Parchment (one sheet) 1 sp
Chest 5 gp
Fine clothes 15 gp
Flask or tankard 2 cp
Block and tackle 1gp
Costume clothes 5 gp
Potion of healing 50 gp
Bullseye Lantern 10 gp
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Equipment Packs
Burglar’s Pack 16 gp
Entertainer’s Pack 40 gp
Priest’s Pack 19 gp
Apothecary
The Turtle Dragon
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Proprietor
Arsenio Billingham
Competitive, Chaotic evil, Elf -
Potables for sale
Midnight tears 1500 gp
Potion of Diminution 150 gp
Potion of Healing 50 gp
Vial of Lava 50 gp
Oil of Etherealness 1900 gp
Sweet dreams 75 gp
Wyvern poison 1200 gp
Drow poison 200 gp
Oil of Slipperiness 120 gp
Pale tincture 250 gp
- Alchemist's supplies are available here for 50 gp. An herbalism kit can be bought for 5 gp. A poisoner's kit costs 50 gp.
Arcane House
Corriander’s Curios
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Mage On Duty
Mimi Hueneme
Amiable, Neutral good, Half-Elf
An Archmage. -
Spell scrolls available
At the DM's discretion, copying a spell into a spellbook takes 2 hours and costs 50 gp plus whatever the proprietor would like to add. Consider the house rule of 50 gp per level of the spell.
Armorer
Lookie Lou’s
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Proprietor
Terd Crapley
Affable, Neutral good, Elf -
Items for sale
Warhammer 15 gp
Scale mail 50 gp
Lance 10 gp
Blowgun needles 1 gp
Shortbow 25 gp
Blessed Chain Shirt 3000 gp
Chain shirt 50 gp
Shortsword 10 gp
Sling bullets 4 cp
Arrows 1 gp
Half plate 750 gp
Javelin 5 sp
Ring mail 30 gp
Dart 5 gp
Halberd 20 gp
Pike 5 gp
Dagger 2 gp
Mace 5 gp
Heavy Crossbow 50 gp
Chain mail 75 gp
Some townsfolk
All commoners
Quimu
Corrupt, Neutral evil, Half-Elf
Zaphod
Aloof, Chaotic neutral, Elf
Holmes
Distant, Chaotic neutral, Gnome
Berrith
Unctuous, Chaotic evil, Dwarf
Helmut
Manic, Lawful neutral, Gnome
Wendra
Elitist, Chaotic neutral, Gnome
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