Clear
Names
Nol Humpkins
Zindel Hedgecomb
Lantz Torquin
Ellis Jefferson
Gresha Kārtikeya
Criticals
Hit
Sliding doors
Something in your magic allows you to step out of time, take a second attack, and then return to your body in your time.
Miss
Accidental Animation
Whoops. If there are any corpses on the battlefield right now, you just re-animated them and have to fight them as zombies.
More Criticals →Magic
Wild
Exorcism
Enlightened by your ancestors and the primordial spirits that dictate your life, you attempt to exorcise a target creature from their wellspring of magic. Your hand glows and you radiate white light. Roll a spell attack. On success (DC 10 + your Religion skill modifier) target creature cannot use magic for a 1d4 turns. If you are the only magical creature, you suffer. On a failure, expend two sorcery points.
Mundane
Samson
All of your hair falls out.
All of it.
More Magic →Loot
Mundane
1d20 copper pieces
Modest
2d100 copper pieces
Great
A child’s toy chest
Containing a collection of exquisitely-carved wooden dolls representing the family of a long passed monarch.
Value: 4,500 gold pieces to the right collector.
Magic Item
Rope of EntanglementDescription →
Spell Scroll
See InvisibilityDescription →
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