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Names

Perri Smeglie

Broos Batskull

Bethyl Dreadalus

Criticals
Hit
Kneecapped

You hit your target right in the knee (or whatever part of their form performs the same function). Their movement is halved and they cannot take the Dash action for 1d6 rounds.

Miss
Stasis

Your heart burns in pain and begins to resound throughout the immediate area. It slows to a stop, along with everything around it. As time stops, one creature is granted another turn. Determined randomly. Turn order returns to you after spared creature takes their turn with advantage on their rolls.

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Magic
Wild
You grow a duck bill and can only quack for an hour

You won’t be able to cast spells with verbal components during this time

Loot
Mundane
A gold amulet with the sigil of a hearth

Value: 3d4 gold

Modest
1d20 silver pieces
Great
An iron tea set

This tea set looks common but with a DC 15 History check, a party member might recognize it as an artifact from the dwarven military leader Shaz Grimmacebane.

To the right collector this is worth 500 gp.

Magic Item
Cloak of Displacement
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Spell Scroll
Irresistible Dance
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