Today's weather: 

Clear

Names

Nol Humpkins

Zindel Hedgecomb

Lantz Torquin

Criticals
Hit
Sliding doors

Something in your magic allows you to step out of time, take a second attack, and then return to your body in your time.

Miss
Accidental Animation

Whoops. If there are any corpses on the battlefield right now, you just re-animated them and have to fight them as zombies.

More Criticals →
Magic
Wild
Exorcism

Enlightened by your ancestors and the primordial spirits that dictate your life, you attempt to exorcise a target creature from their wellspring of magic. Your hand glows and you radiate white light. Roll a spell attack. On success (DC 10 + your Religion skill modifier) target creature cannot use magic for a 1d4 turns. If you are the only magical creature, you suffer. On a failure, expend two sorcery points.

Mundane
Samson

All of your hair falls out.

All of it.

More Magic →
Loot
Mundane
1d20 copper pieces
Modest
2d100 copper pieces
Great
A child’s toy chest

Containing a collection of exquisitely-carved wooden dolls representing the family of a long passed monarch.

Value: 4,500 gold pieces to the right collector.

Magic Item
Rope of Entanglement
Description →
Spell Scroll
See Invisibility
Description →

More Loot →

We'd love your feedback! email everweird.world@gmail.com. thanks!